well witch

The well witch steals all of your hot water from your water well, leaving you with an ice cold shower or bath. Used when you end up having a cold shower/bath from the moment you get in.

"Damn it, the well witch took all the warm water again!"

by kabukifurfrou January 14, 2025

medicine you digest so well lately

an negative and anti-social habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself.

by Sexydimma January 14, 2013

Well Well Well

Well Well Well is an internet phrase when a stereotype (A black person eating chicken) is present followed by this emoji👴making a offensive yet funny joke

Well Well Well

by Drakie poo March 15, 2024

Well shit.

"Well shit" is a casual way to show frustration or disappointment when things go wrong. It's like saying, "Oh no!" or "Damn it!"

Friend: Guys, I just heard that Craig died in a car accident. *surprised murmurs*
Friend 2: Well shit.

by SuperAssShitter November 6, 2023

Mitters well

Slang for might as well

A: I’m going to the bathroom

B: I mitters well go too!

by WhadCalsh32 June 17, 2018

well lizard

Familiar and somewhat dismissive term for a crocodile (or alligator or caiman) that is near civilization.

“Holy shit! What’s that thing in the koi pond?!”
“Huh? Oh, just a well lizard. He’s fine.”

by Slaughtxor April 20, 2018

Wells it

1. To assume something, and present it as fact.
2. To take an asinine comment, presumption or drunken declaration and automatically present it as fact.

Based on the legitimacy and presentation of Ted Wells Deflategate Report

Ex. Someone says that Lincoln may have been a Jedi ---becomes---Lincoln was a Jedi.

In converstion: "I'm gonna go ahead and Wells It and say Lincoln Was a Jedi."

by VS617 May 14, 2015