Soft Cock

1. A person who doesn’t want to party hard or take risks

2. Someone who can’t take a joke and takes everything seriously

I was playing Fortnite and I was just dancing innocently, but this guy killed me! What a soft cock!

by RandomGuy42069 January 29, 2019

soft synth

2-dimensional electronic music instrument as opposed to 1-dimensional

"I like your wallpaper.

" I'm all about the soft synths these days, all my modular synths take up all my wallspace."

by korg trainer August 13, 2019

Soft Taco Supreme

Result when you have sex with a girl on her period and cum on her vaginal lips and it looks like a Soft Taco Supreme. There is an obligation to bite it.

Thank goodness Sally was on her period today, otherwise I wouldn't have had my monthly Soft Taco Supreme.

by Tom Bishop July 19, 2011

Soft Serve Supreme

(noun) All the given sodas and energy drinks in a soft serve drink machine, combined.

“I love the taste of a soft serve supreme.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Soft Wood

When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.

Guy 1: Hello, I have soft wood.
Guy 2: ok

by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022

soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.

I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.

by Nick_neus69 November 24, 2015

soft hot stinky

Turd in a condom

My friend's boyfriend's name is Soft Hot Stinky

by Badwitch66 April 27, 2024