Bat shittery

That thing when the bull shit at work pushes one to the point of a total psychotic break.

The requests that Kate continued to ask of Karen was driving her to the brink of bat shittery

by Princess Penelope banana hammo October 31, 2018

bat turds

Another term for some pot that comes in very small buds.

I called my friend and said "Hey, do you want to go half with me on a bag of bat turds ?"

by May R September 21, 2023

Blind bat

n. A douche nozzle driving at night without turning on their car's headlights.

"Watch out up ahead! There's a blind bat bee-lining right towards us!"

"Whoa, just dodged that blind bat in the nick of time!"

by Bachii07 April 16, 2012

Bats in the Belfry

Lyric from Viva Discordia by That Handsome Devil.
Better than whatever that guys who’s name starts with a B song was.
Means crazy

Guy “Bats in the Belfry (Woo-ha!)”

by Crona.png January 05, 2024

bat fungus

Is something that develops when a bat flies down and bites you in the ass and you get an itchy flaky rash in your butt crack. Also known as a butt fungus.

My ass has been itchy a lot lately, I think I might have a bat fungus.

by flippedwaffle July 19, 2022

Sewer Bat

Slang term for menstrual pad coined by plumbers.

The plumber pulled out a sewer bat with a plumbing snake.

by DarkArc December 19, 2024

Bat a bitch down

To open hand slap a person so hard they stumble to the ground

I'm going to bat a bitch down if she says she doesn't have my money.

by white_girl89 May 30, 2021