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Johnson bar

A horizontal bar made from a thin (4" diameter say) tree trunk mounted a couple of feet of the ground to sit on while defecating in the woods.
While you set up camp, I'll go make a Johnson bar, since we'll be here a few days.
by Jpeno October 23, 2020
mugGet the Johnson barmug.

milfyway bar

Yo dude you her about the new miflyway on the block?

Yeah dude that milfs husband is creepin on the milfyway bar now.
by The Milfyway Himself March 13, 2009
mugGet the milfyway barmug.

Bar Dick

It's like Bar Coke.

Low quality, you don't know just what you putting up there, but it gets the job done.
Have been laid all week... just might have to shovel my fat ass into some Spanx to head out for some whiskey and Bar Dick.
by Incorrigible_66 November 16, 2021
mugGet the Bar Dickmug.

hjørnet bar

Hjørnet bar is a place in kristiansund where you can take your pants off and eat sausage and scream bad things, the owner is a world champion in eating sausage. If you like playing snooker you have to drink 13 0.5 beers before you are alowwed to play, and if you dont win you get your teeth knocked out and raped in the ass after.
#hjørnet bar# pølse# ass
by Kripos July 17, 2021
mugGet the hjørnet barmug.

Selling the bar

Showing the bar, is when you have plans with somebody, for days weeks or months does not matter, and at the last minute you decide to back out on the plans, Does not matter what you are doing, going to the movies, playing poker, going to a concert, we’re going to a bar
Dude what time I’m picking you up tonight?
Ah dude, I’m selling the bar
by Captain haha July 13, 2022
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Bar Wipe

The classic spaghetti western-style saloon fight move when one wipes the bar down with another person (preferably face first), effectively cleaning the bar top of all inanimate objects.
Guy #1: "So did you knock that drunk dude out?"
Guy #2: "Nah, he was way too drunk so I just gave him the ol' Bar Wipe."
by Martyr0ne June 8, 2018
mugGet the Bar Wipemug.

yahoo bar

A shit hole club/bar in shepparton, it is such a hole that you literally have to walk down flight of stairs to get in, then once you're in all there is to do is to get drunk off drinks you pay 3 times what they're worth, then to finish off the night you go into the sticky dance floor and try to pick up and fuck one of the drunk sluts grinding on anything with a heartbeat.
Male 1 - "hey man want to go down to yazzy this Friday?"

Male 2 - "Yahoo bar? and what? Pay triple the price for drinks, and try to fuck some slut, who turns out to have a psycho ex who will then try to kick our heads in?"

Male 1 - "fuck yeah! SHEPPRESENT!!!"

Male 2 - "fuck it, it's either that, or the lake"
by Shep town boi February 3, 2014
mugGet the yahoo barmug.

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