Chocolate amendment

an addition to the five second rule that states that if food is dropped in a manner in which it cannot be retrieved in 5 seconds, the five second rule can be extended to up to 30 seconds if the food dropped is partially or entireley chocolate

i dropped my snickers and couldnt get it in the allotted 5 seconds, so I invoked the chocolate amendment and still was able to eat it.

Chocolate amendment by TheIronTangerine June 5, 2007

The Justice League of America 

More like Batman and His Bitches!!!!

The Justice League of America contains many great superheroes, all of whom are Batman's Bitches.

The Justice League of America by BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 18, 2012

american schools 

a place of war worse then ww1 a place where depressed kids pull up with a glock and go bang bang
then when your hiding from the school shooter and there going to leave the autistic kid says bye the you get shot

yes american schools make you go kaplut

american schools by ifukinghtehamidheitheisis May 13, 2019

Amélie 

amélie could most likely be a super hot chick. she would always be there for u if you’re not doing so well, and would never let u down. she could be super flexible, she could do dance (ballet, jazz, hip hop…). she usually has a lot of friends, but falls in love pretty easily. she dislikes school, but loves the fact that she sees her friends there. she can’t stand a day without seeing her friends.

omg! there’s amélie!

Amélie by ellliiiiiiieeee November 3, 2021

dumb american 

An American who lacks a high IQ

*British Accent* oh look at that Dumb American!!!!

dumb american by Stoned Cowboy August 11, 2015

Americindian 

A person of native American descent. Used by those who are tired of saying things like 'native Americans,' but don't want to seem racist by saying terms like 'injuns' and 'alcoholics.'

The Americindians inhabited all of North America before Columbus came. Then he introduced beer and gambling.

Americindian by Teh Mudkipzz January 28, 2011

God bless America 

Pet word said mainly by politicians and other power-thirsty species indigenous of the United States of America, often for pure demagogy, and based on the terribly false belief that "America" is synonymous with the USA, and not with the whole American continent. Less war and more geoography, for Fox's sake!

We are going to invade Venezuela because those bloody comunists have our oil, God bless America!

God bless America by Who cares June 18, 2005