Alexa

Windows 10 voice recognition system that has problems listening and misinterpreting your commands. She will always respond after you say something like "I don't understand" or responds to your command to call a friend by saying "playing song be a friend to me" then plays the song. Alexa is dumb but she tries to please. Calling out her name activates her and space recognition is enabled. You need lots, and lots of practice because the artificial intelligence is very dumb. Alexa can be found inside other devices like a voice control home automation hub or some cheap plastic canister that sits on your coffee table.

Alexa Call my work...Alexa responds by playing the song take this job and shove it😨
Alexa open urban dictionary. Alexa responds with "opening Websters online dictionary"😐
You have to train Alexa very well to your voice before you can properly use Voice Attack or FIOP
Alexa unlock the front door....and she plays Light my fire by the Doors song😑
Get rid of Alexa before she posts pictures from your porn files to Facebook.

by Flipped3540 June 2, 2018

Alexa

An inconsiderate person who only cares about others when they are bored. This person lacks social qualities, instead relying on obsessive alcohol consumption to fits in with crowds way younger than themselves.

She spent her whole night out drinking again, she was acting like such an Alexa

by Didgeridoodledo October 12, 2018

Alexa

Alexa is the device that you either ask to do something, or talk to it when you're lonely.

Alexa this is so sad, play despacito.

by Bish Lasagna January 14, 2019

Alexandra

Alexandra is a goofy and weird girl she Can be insecure but she’s proud of being weird, she’s pretty and gorgeous keep her around she’ll think of others before herself ,Alexandra is also the tallest person alive !

Alexandra your so pretty !

Alexandra is so tall!
Alexandra you are so funny !

by Wikkie April 12, 2020

Alexandra

Alexandra is the rat queen. She carries the plague and owns it like a boss. She has chaotic energy and is definitely evil. She’s also 100% a homosexual and proud.

Friend 1: is that Alexandra?
Friend 2:oh yeah for sure
Friend: what a rat man. Love her.

by Lizhmato September 24, 2019

Alexa

Alexa is the founder of the lgbtq tribes and the 72 other genders out there. She is the hoe-ist hoe of them all. She has the IQ of a Mcchicken. She is know for having 16 toes in each foot and being gay.

Friend: Hey bro look it’s Alexa, didn’t she makes all those genders cause she’s a fagbag?
Other friend: oh yah! She’s also the hoe-ist hoe ever.
Friend: damn, and she has the IQ of mcchicken.
Other friend: I bet you she has 16 toes on each foot too!

by Lightning_mcqueen March 27, 2020

Alexander the great

used to express how stupid some called Alexander is by saying he is sooooo great

Alexander:o ye i completed halo 194 last night
Bob: wow your really Alexander the great

by Razorsharp October 7, 2007