anonymous alcoholics

Where people go drinking but don't tell each other their names

I don't know you, but let's get drunk. We'll go to anonymous alcoholics

by Suiper December 8, 2017

Eco-Alcoholic

An eco alcoholic is someone who acts drunk but not has consumed alcohol

That man doesn't drink alcohol but he drunk? He's an Eco-Alcoholic

by Grenadian Terrance June 7, 2018

isopropyl alcoholism

Addiction to hand sanitizing, a common pandemic disorder.

He sanitized his hands after touching any item, even if it had been sitting undisturbed on his desk for years. 'You can never be too careful', he said aloud, every few minutes, in denial of his isopropyl alcoholism.

by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2020

jew rachet alcoholic

someone who acts ghetto and dirty, while thinking they drink classy, when they actually are slutty hoes.

yeo, dat jew rachet alcoholic aint gonna get my dick tonight

dayumm gurlll, dat jew rachet alcoholic knows how to dance on dat pole

by realhipastah420weedhmu69 August 10, 2012

Alcoholism

Very chic amongst (pseudo-)intellectuals, mostly of the hipster brand.

Sascha spends his Friday nights drunk, reading Derrida.

Alcoholism must be in this definition.

by kikikikikikikiki May 24, 2008

Alcoholism

The unfortunate side effect of being around and consuming too much beer.

I used to have a secretary who wouldn't give me blowjobs, and a wife who cheated on me. Then I got alcoholism and now I can jerk off whenever I want!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 5, 2003

alcohol

a drink that makes you drunk. but being drunk sucks. lets all just get high!

Sara: Hey, wanna drink alcohol tonight?
Carol: Nah, I would rather just get high.
Sara: But we are finally 21!
Carol: I have been blazing since I was 15. Whats the point in drinking?
Sara: Oh, ok. I guess you are right.

by heheheheheheheehehehehehehehh March 11, 2009