The after effects of when a female dips her male companion's penis in caramel. Once hardened, the caramel becomes a condom for sexual use. Often used during fall time when there is leftover caramel from making candied apples.
Did you hear Bob and Cindy made Candied Bananas? After they fucked, ants crawled all over Cindy's vagina due to the friction, coupled with the high temperature of the vagina lining, melting the caramel inside her.
by Warrior ninja October 25, 2019
The small piss droplets found on public toilet seats due to the ignorance of those who forgot to lift up the seat.
Friend: "Dude, what took you so long?"
Me: "I had to disinfect my ass after it was topped by banana sprinkles."
Me: "I had to disinfect my ass after it was topped by banana sprinkles."
by Thebr00klinKnyght20X2 January 24, 2020
When an object is inserted inside of the penis causing it to rupture and split in to 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.
Danny: “damn. I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split last night!”
Luke: “ well gues I won’t be getting any D for awhile. darn”
Luke: “ well gues I won’t be getting any D for awhile. darn”
by The danster August 18, 2018
Guy 1: OMG I fucked her last night but it got so awkward
Guy 2: Why dude?
Guy 1: I had to banana split it was dark in her room
Guy 2: Why dude?
Guy 1: I had to banana split it was dark in her room
by Beeeeeaaaach July 09, 2020
A massive line of cocaine that is cut in the shape of a banana. Origins of term dates back to the early 2000's in Chicago, IL but is likely used across America by now. Manhattan refers to the amount of cocaine Manhattanites take down, banana is for the cut of the line.
by FuriousGMobile January 05, 2021
That nameless banana is a pretty cool fruit
by Jerrybatsford420 September 15, 2014
When a male runs naked at 15km/h towards his girlfriend whiles she is naked in doggy style, then colliding with her as he slips his penis in.
by Zqtrx April 19, 2021