Mickey Mouse Politics

The bipartisan act of politicians collaborating behind closed doors to scheme how they’ll make money—whether through insider trading, corruption, or fear-mongering. Much like how animators have been sitting on Mickey Mouse parodies, waiting for Disney’s copyright to expire, politicians wait for key policies to “expire” so they can manipulate the public and cash in.
A Republican and a Democrat share a toast at a Michelin Star restaurant. “Looks like Roe v. Wade’s expiration is coming up,” one chuckles. “Time to milk the outrage cycle for another term,” the other replies, as they launch into some Mickey Mouse Politics.
by ArrBaby February 21, 2025
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Mouse tears

n. lube
Grab ‘ol Trampa some mouse tears for your rat hole.
by Mousetearz December 05, 2018
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Mouse-Addict

Applies to a lazy person who choses to use a mouse to accomplish a task on the PC that would take moments by hand on the keyboard . This applies to anything that a person choses to do the long way round rather than exert themselves by “getting up” and accomplishing the task by hard work.
stop clicking the mouse and press ctr V , your such a mouse-addict
"there are no plates Iin the cupboard” “then wash the dishes instead of filling the dish washer and switching it on once a week, your such a mouse-addict"
by ZimSchola February 06, 2020
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Mouse

An adorable animal that wants to be friends with you! They may seem disguisting at first but once you get to know one it will be your best friend! There are endless activities to do with one! There are many thing you can do to dress it up too!
boy: Is that a mouse? girl: yeah! The most amazing, cute, and sweet rodents!
by Dumple Science fig January 12, 2022
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Mouse

Mouse your the best cat
by Mouse 1616 May 11, 2019
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MOUSE

A name given to only worthy individuals. Usually a cute name as a child but when they become adults, they are loyal and very transparent. Mouse is the person you can count on if you need support, attention or someone to defend you. Mouse is a very funny person. People always want to be around them because they laugh non stop!

Mouse is very intelligent — not only in a book smart sense but they are 1000% street smart. Mouse can read a room and they will never let people suffer. If you piss this person off, get away. If they stop interacting with you, just know you f’d up.
Mouse is awesome, I can always count on them to keep it 100 with me!
by Master Rodent February 08, 2022
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Mouse

Someone, mainly females who stick around in an emotionally abusive relationship with a compulsive cheater. Due to the cheater keeping and treating their mate as their pet the mouse stays regardless because it's the only love she receives. Even though deep down they know that love for them is superficial or even fake they convince theirselves that it's real. They deal with the partners cheating manipulative ways just like a good loyal little pet.
Who cares, your girlfriend is a mouse. Therefore you can literally do whatever you want knowing she will never leave you. You can probably bang another girl in the next room and she wil turn away and possibly cry but she won't do nothing about it cuz she's a mouse, you got her pinned down so she ain't going nowhere
by BlowMuthaFukkinPop March 30, 2023
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