J-Hyde

Jessica Hyde was the indisputable 2005-2006 World Leg-Wrestling Individual Champion and a living legend in her profession. Her reputation as an unflinching and unstoppable competitor in this little known and largely misunderstood underground sport is world renown. The term "J-Hyde" is used to signify a TKO in basic Leg-Wrestling terminology. At one time, it was only used when a female competitor took out a male opponent but it is now often applied to any underdog winning a league-sanctioned match.

Man, that short guy really got a J-Hyde from that tall chick, he sure shoulda trained harder than that!
Did you see the size of the quads on that guy? He's gonna J-Hyde this skinny pansy!

by Daisey May Horner May 12, 2006

Mackenzie J

an amazing boy who i'm in love with. he makes me happy when i'm sad. and he's always there for me. i'm glad i can also call him in my best friend.

Wow, I love you Mackenzie J

by xrobotshock October 24, 2008

J-Rog

When you are driving while simultaneously fingering a girl, and you cause her to orgasm so hard that she accidentally squirts in your eye, and it causes you to swerve off the road and hit a fire hydrant.

OFFICER: How did this happen?

PERSON: I pulled a J-Rog with my

GF.

by Andre The Wrecker December 3, 2013

j-lo

A stupid woman (fur hag) who thinks she is amazing. She wears fur coats and puts millions of animals through agony. Some of them are anally electrocuted.

Many of them will be cats/dogs, some skinned alive, from China some stolen. They will then be mislabelled and sent abroad, eg. to U.S.A., to be sold as other types of fur.

Is that the fur hag with a new guinea pig coat?
Yep, that's j-lo.

by Nizzey May 1, 2006

pb&j

noun - A shart in edible underwear.

"Your mother eats far too much fiber. She did a pb&j right before I showed up last night. Man, those edibles tasted awful, but I got them down. Gotta be polite and eat what you're served!"

by methuselah perrywinkle March 20, 2010

J-Loid

A woman who resembles Jennifer Lopez, especially on TV.

Any chick that looks that much like Jennifer Lopez has to be called a J-Loid!

by Burt Maass March 13, 2008

j-squat

A ridiculously obnoxious person. Someone you can't stand to be around due to an abnormally large annoyance factor.

Guy: Dude what is that j-squat doing at my party?

by ebd3 July 29, 2009