A. I saw jenny leaving mike's place last weekend, I thought they broke up?
B. Yeah they started hate fucking afterwards
A. So they aren't back together?
B. Nah bro's just farming the ex
B. Yeah they started hate fucking afterwards
A. So they aren't back together?
B. Nah bro's just farming the ex
by reachforthesvrface July 25, 2024
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Q: “Dude, what the hell did you make last night? It’s smells like burnt ketchup and mushroom soup”
A: “ Farm Aid”
A: “ Farm Aid”
by Isamu Noguchi September 16, 2021
Get the Farm aid mug.Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
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by veinsofgold April 1, 2024
Get the simp farming mug.Refers to the pathetic practice of as few particularly-unscrupulous/selfish folks who go around to unattended produce-booths that typically pop up in late Summer and early Fall, carefully note which of the stands use unsecured "purely on the honor system" money-containers like screw-top canning-jars or snap-top coffee-cans, and then wait till late enough in the afternoon when the "unprotected" booths' cash-containers would logically be about the "most heavy with the day's fruit and therefore ripe for the plucking", but still a little while before the farmers would likely arrive back at their stands to close up shop and collect their money... the greedy light-fingered shysters then hastily empty out the containers into their own pockets and leave without anyone's being the wiser.
It's just too bad that you can't trust people nowadays with even fairly small amounts of cash laying around! Fruit/vegetable gardeners will do well to take steps to foil farm-stand harvesters --- one of the best ways is to n-e-v-e-r simply leave ordinary easily-opened/broken containers for legitimate customers to leave their money for purchasing the booth's produce --- instead you'll want to supply a "drop it in the slot"-based money-container, and have the container firmly/solidly fastened down so that it cannot be readily "lifted" and transported elsewhere to be forced open later. I would recommend a heavy-walled plywood or metal box with glue-covered countersink-embedded deck-screws or welded-together bolts that cannot simply be unscrewed, and have the box securely bolted to the farm-stand's main framing-timbers where it cannot be simply pried loose by hand.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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After listing my vegetables as being sourced from my vegan farm, their sales at Whole foods are through the roof!
by Ooga Booga Booga June 16, 2017
Get the vegan farm mug.I tried to give myself a haircut last night and I totally farmed it
I was making pizza earlier but I farmed it real bad because I forgot the tray in the oven
I was making pizza earlier but I farmed it real bad because I forgot the tray in the oven
by KungFuJasper June 16, 2018
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