Midwest Ketchup Bottle

Where you ejaculate into your lady’s vagina, blow into it, have her jump up and down and squeeze her stomach like a ketchup bottle

My boyfriend gave me a Midwest Ketchup Bottle last night, so I highly doubt I’m pregnant.

by Lordmegatron August 20, 2018

i already have a water bottle

You have a bottle with nothing in it

I already have a water bottle

by ur mom gave me this name March 7, 2022

Bottle racing

3 or more people all fuck the shit out of a bottle until they cum. Whoever cums last must butt chug all the semen.

Dave is missing school today after getting his ass kicked in bottle racing.

by Lepussy bames May 3, 2021

Waddle bottle

A noun/verb way to describe a thick ex.

I can't see the game. Move your waddle bottle she's in the way.

Damn you see that waddle bottle in the hallway....she's fine.

by A.D.D.-Adderall February 7, 2022

Pennsylvanian Water Bottle

The act of bringing a woman to orgasm multiple times and saving the squirt juice in a plastic water bottle.

I got a six pack of Pennsylvanian Water Bottles! We gonna party tonight!

by oilypenisman October 11, 2025

Bottle O' Scum

A small glass vessel filled to the top with bath scum.

I have a rather nice Bottle O' Scum.

by Noctus100 September 19, 2006

Bottle throttle

To do the retarded trend of flipping a water bottle onto a table

I hate it when people bottle throttle

by Galaxy_27 June 29, 2016