B.S.

Abbreviation for "Bachelor of Science" (an academic degree designation). Often seen on individual curriculum vitae(resumes).

Occasionally appears as "BSc."

Dr. Joe Smith

B.S. - Harvard Beauty School
M.S. - Guatemala University, School of Graduate Studies
Ph.D. - Ohio Internet University

by annonymous December 28, 2003

B.T.W.

btw means by the way
mostly used as a short cut in internet messenger conversations

O: hey, so are you coming today?
A: Yah, and b.t.w., i forgot to ask, which time are we meeting?

by Dark AnJel November 12, 2005

B.K. Lounge

Burger King. Used by comedian Dane Cook to impress girls by acting like he works for a hip club (the B.K. Lounge).

girl: where do you work?
Dane Cook: I'm a bouncer at the B.K. Lounge.
girls: Can you get us in?
Dane Cook: Not without coups, baby. Not without coups.

by Josizzle December 9, 2005

b-fast

Short for "breakfast"

Yo Simon, be fast and eat your b-fast.

by Frank Hanner June 15, 2008

B.F.E.

Butt Fucking Egypt. A phrase used to imply a location that takes longer to drive/walk/rollerblade to than is convenient or desirable.

i'm a huge fan of the western bacon cheeseburger, but often have to settle for jack's spicy chicken and curly fries (hold the tomato) because carl's jr. is all the way out in BFE.

by MinaB September 8, 2005

B.C.G.

These are the military glasses issued that look retarded. B.C.G. stands for Birth Control Glasses cuz when you are wearing these out in public you aint gettin no play.

Hey fool take of your B.C.G. your scaring the chicks away.

by Crash Override May 13, 2008

B.H. Cat and Mouse

When a new couple gets together and the male persistently attempts drunken assaults on the females B.H. (butthole). In some cases he will even hide lubricant under the bed for such an occasion.

I'm sick of this B.H. Cat and Mouse shit. Lauren, you better get puckered up cause that butt is gettin' blown out tonight.

by Sally Crapbasket July 7, 2009