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intestinal suck

Its when you give someone who has just taken a strong laxative an enema by puking in there ass, letting it stay in for a few minutes, and then sucking it out (along with the shit) while swallowing. Like a beer bong.
"oh yeah girl, i can hear those burritos you had for lunch churning in your gut and all i had for lunch was sour cream and salsa, what do you say you let me have a full lunch, and we go back to my room so i can puke in your ass and then suck it out, nothing beats an intestinal suck after all". "Oh yeah my names Johnny, do you come here often"?
by johnny jerkmeoff April 28, 2006
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sucks dick

Despite it's common, negative connotations, in some areas of the U.S. (including the NY Tri-State area) "sucks dick" actually implies that something is great or awesome. This usage of the phrase derives from the fact that someone or something that sucks your dick is, in fact, pretty awesome.
Oh man, that restaurant really sucks dick. It always hit the spot.
by rMMg February 25, 2011
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vampires suck

the most awesome movie out! makes twilight look like crap! if you haven't seen it your missing out!
person 1: you want to see twilight?

person 2: are you crazy vampires suck is way better!
by lrn_strn15 September 6, 2010
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Imports suck

1) Dechipered from the primitive language of the common "Redneckus Idiotus". Used to denounce anything (yet, usually cars) that have their origin in a country other than the U.S.A.

2) Phrase on a shirt, worn by the lower 30% of Ford/Chevy lovers.
Aka: Rednecks.
C. R. wears a shirt that states "Imports suck". He is a redneck, and nobody likes him.
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to suck beans

used as an expletive in the indicative:
"suck beans"

could be substitued for "are/is bad"
"RPG SUCK BEANS"
"Rap Music sucks old beans!"
by sleb, aka.yamadude December 24, 2003
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suck toes

Damn I miss you missed y'all so much lets suck toes.
by H0t ch0colate March 11, 2019
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love suck

Love suck is;
Uber Suction, and explains the word Blowjob better.
by Ben Dunbar July 23, 2006
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