MAN CLAN CARD

A secret society of men who in the normal course of life exude extreme masculine traits - whether desirable or not. These men truly believe that expressing these extreme macho, testosterone behaviors will quell their own insecurities. Metro-sexual men are banned from this society. You can tell a card holding "Man Clan" member by his disdain for the color pink, total avoidance of restaurants that serve quiche, the empty beer cans rolling around the bed of their truck, the implementation of "booger shooting" i.e. holding one nostril and rapidly exhaling through the nose instead of using a kleenex, the layer of grease under their nails, and the over-sized off road vehicles, not to mention the fact that they go out of their way to themselves and others to "prove" that they are the ultimate in masculinity. They will totally embrace irrational stubborn stupidity to preserve their man clan status.

Egregious acts of kindness, sensitivity, house cleaning, cooking, will ban a Man-Clan member for life. This ceremony involves the member to be dressed in pink, and the traditional burning of the "Man Clan Card".

by beentheredonehim June 24, 2010

White Man's Handcuffs

The dance move performed by an ackward white man, or rhythmically challenged man of color, wherein the man bends his arms at the elbows, and while holding them chest-high, gyrates uncomfortably all the while keeping his wrists no more than four inches apart, thereby making him appear rigiid and preventing his body from responding to the natural rythm of the music

For White Man's Handcuffs see any wedding, Bar Mitzvah or Confirmation party video of uncomfortable white men dancing.

by thesmallC September 28, 2011

Grown Man Naked

A cocktail containing two parts Orange Juice, one part Vodka, one part Southern Comfort Whiskey, and one part Amaretto served in a rocks glass.

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
"No, but I've drank one."

by tbleezyfosheezy January 16, 2012

fat-man burn

The burn on ones stomach, caused by grease or oil splashing while cooking naked or shirtless.

Eric - "That butter flew right out the pan, gave me a fat-man burn all over my belly."

Frank - "You lard-ass."

by pbr(pabstbattlerifle) February 5, 2009

Last Man on Earth

Effectively, the man any woman happens to be with, under lockdown, for the duration of the coronaviral era.

"You have complaints? Please, feel free to find someone else, because right now I may as well be the last man on earth."

by Monkey's Dad March 30, 2020

Antipolice hit man

A guy that kills cops for a living. usually part of an antipolice army run by a drug lord or drug cartell by may also work by him self. some times kills comiters of police brutality ect. He often does his job when there off duty.

John is an antipolice hit man.

by Deep blue 2012 October 28, 2009

Poor Man's Helicopter

Known in the skiing world as a snowmobile. Used primarily by the over worked and underpaid Ski Instructor and, also by skiing white trash to access the back country.

Joe: We gonna take the heli to get back to that awesome chute?

Billy: Nah man I got some poor man's helicopters to get up back there. It will be way more fun.

Joe: Sweet man, lets go shred!

by M1ghty 92 March 25, 2010