Resulting from not keeping ones pubic area neat, trim and clean. Cock Dandruff, the particulate matter that builds up on the front of the urinal and or toilet.
It’s not my job, so much Cock Dandruff on the front of the toilet; it’s not my job to clean it up. We can tell the one living in this house that does not keep their pubic hair on point. Every time they pee it looks like the public restroom at the convention center local.
by Word assembly worker #45 October 13, 2018
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(this person then flew up into the air and was never seen again)
(this person then flew up into the air and was never seen again)
by choco (real!) January 20, 2023
Get the Rotating Cockmug. by Og washing Machine March 5, 2021
Get the Natty Cockmug. When a man sends another man a dick pic on propose, but the second man screenshots it. Who is more gay? This is the “cock paradox”.
Guy 1: “You know what the cock paradox is?”
Guy 2: “No, what’s that?”
Guy 1: “It’s like Schrodinger‘s dick, you won’t know until the message is open.”
Guy 2: “No, what’s that?”
Guy 1: “It’s like Schrodinger‘s dick, you won’t know until the message is open.”
by Saxon101 June 14, 2020
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by thesizequen September 8, 2012
Get the drill cockmug. by anonymous April 15, 2022
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