Cock comains

Cock comains is a very funny forneau who lives for “bember” “shup matt” and “I doubt it”. He is a very good clint jermains. Things he hates (Mayo, Cheese, shrimp, any type of “white sauce” and annoying songs.

Omg did you eat mayo “cock comains” would hate that

by romanahhys September 19, 2022

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cock a doodle woo

When a woo girl is our with her friends for a night on the town and either takes home or goes home with a guy and gets dick down that is in fact a cock a doodle woo

What happened to Samantha last night I didn’t see her on the party bus. She went home with that guy in Wranglers I think she got cock a doodle woo

by Iamwebster1307 August 28, 2022

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Vodka Cock

The inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive vodka consumption.

After 10 screwdrivers, Andy's vodka cock was full-on wet noodle status.

by NickEpic July 30, 2012

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Fruggis cock

Fruggis cock is a word for someone who has a smelly deformed mutant radioactive cock

I shoved my fruggis cock up my bum after I cut it off and I got radiation poisoning

by Doomslayer3456 January 25, 2023

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Cock Unlock

The act of removing a Cock Block

Dude, she cockblocked me right of the bat, but then I showed her my Pokémon card collection and she started sucking my cock instantly!
Man, what a Cock Unlock

by SultraZK April 11, 2021

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