conjugal love

when two old people wake up in bed together, look at each other, and think, "...fucker."

"Hey, honey, how was your day?"
"*whispers* fucker..."
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"You're lucky we're in conjugal love."

by ninjafools15 June 5, 2014

Love Shaq

A song by B-52s about how much they fuking love Shaquille Oneal

Person 1: yo this song slaps
Person 2: yeah, is that love Shaq?
Person 3: yo they must really love Shaq
Person 2: who doesn't?
Person 3: I'm getting bricked up just thinking about him!
Shaq: There's plenty of me to go around guys!

by Abraham H. Parnassus June 1, 2022

Love

It’s a feeling that indescribable and like you don’t want to be without them and when the relationship ends you never stop loving them no matter how many times they may have cheated or lied they are still everything to you and is one thing that makes you happy and no matter how much you say about how much you love them there is still more to be said Now that that’s love

“The feeling I have for him is undesirable, I think I’m in love”

by TheYoungLostSoul 🔮💔 January 19, 2021

Love

Useless and overrated.

I love you so very much.

by Mack022709 June 23, 2021

Love

Something some people never got as a kid.

My parents never loved me.

by openbookg January 29, 2022

Love

Something I try to avoid :).

“I think I might be in love with him.”

“NO! BAD! DO NOT GIVE IN! IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE!”

by Major2DmenSimp March 18, 2021

love light

A glowing condom use in the ways of the Jedi

God I can't wait to try out these new love lights!

by Love lights September 5, 2016