Aleksander Cum Cocking is a sexual move where a man inserts his dick into the mouth of a femboy, once the man cums, the femboy spits out the cum onto the cock until it turns wrinkly(like fingers after swimming). After, the man usually takes his semi-dry, dirty nut and shoves it up his rectum to be eaten by the femboy.
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