chilloni your baloni dude

when someone is mad or toxic just say it lmao

Me: you're trash
Him: SBHFUIBHSHEBFHSA
Me: chilloni your baloni dude
Him: bruh moment

by ookilol May 28, 2019

swing your fucking nuts

(1) v. To take charge and/or control of a situation.

(2) v. To 'Get your dick wet' by some girl you just saw or met.

(1) "Look, you're an elevator guy, swing your fucking nuts!"

(2) "Look, you're an elevator guy, swing your fucking nuts!"

by Scruggy Gingerbeard September 12, 2019

Lemme succ your toes

It actually means, i wanna like cuddle you with you but if you don’t fw me like that, then it’s totally a joke hahahhahaah.......

Me: “lemme succ your toes”
Them: “ew”
Me: “nvm.”

by Verynormalperson September 26, 2019

Give a hoodie to your side

Give a hoodie to your side dayy!!🤪don’t tell your girl October 20 give them they hoodie 😜

Give a hoodie to your side girl on oct 20

by ❤️ Friendly October 15, 2019

put the grub on your cock

what Mortys dad told him to do when Morty was being a little bitch in the bush demension

Morty put the grub on your cock

by Devrux May 29, 2018

High off your ass

An individual who is deeply convinced that their beliefs and actions are universal truths for everyone to acknowledge.

Betty, you have to be high off your ass if you think I'll marry you just because you're pregnant.

by YuNakajima May 3, 2018

Your uncle Chester is a molester

This is the worst roast known to mankind. If someone pulls this out on you, your a dead mfer.

Kuntu - your mom gay
Master - your dad lesbian

Kuntu - your granny tranny
Master - your gramps is a tramps
Kuntu - your sister a mister
Master - your brother a mother

Kuntu- you don’t know what you just did massa I have the power of god and anime on my side. YOUR UNCLE CHESTER IS A MOLESTER!!!!!!
Master *sheds tears and pulls out the whip

by MajinRobloxxxxLord123 June 5, 2018