Shit Gamer syndrome

Recently discovered medical theory shows certain individuals are just born with this syndrome where they lack the hand to eye coordination to effectively and efficiently play games or lack the IQ required to play tactical games.

A serious syndrome with no cure till this date,
Also noting quite prevalent among Somali males.

He shows many symptoms of SGS.
I'm sorry to hear you have shit gamer syndrome.

by Bidgickboy May 27, 2020

Broke neck syndrome

When you sleep in a position that makes your neck hurt or partially immobile the next day.

God i hate these old pillows, every morning i wake up with broke neck syndrome.

by Robo2004 November 3, 2021

Lucas Syndrome

is madly affectionate and friendly towards the male genatailia. Athough Lucas syndrome can riegn over anyone,
Lucas's are most effect by it.

I might have lucas syndrome. What do I do?
I got lucas syndrome again. Bruh *monki flip*

Man I bring such affection and friendlyness towards the male genatailia

Oh my god, I lost my kid, can anyone find him?

by ohmygodronnie2829 October 20, 2022

Maham Syndrome

When an individual has developed a severe and utter dedication towards a fictional male, this obsession is ridiculously unhealthy to the point that it may consume your entire life. your loved ones, familly, pets, jobs, children, marriage and etc. All of this consumed by the void that is Maham syndrome. Your life will be in utter shambles. The afflicted individual may develop genuine sexual feelings towards the characters in severe cases. Their reality will forever warp into an endless and mindless void of just (insert fictional male here). They will see nothing but it. They will be consumed by it. They will become it. They will fantasize and go mad, insane and delusional. Reality will become false. They will not live to see the day again where there is no (insert fictional male here) in their deluded line of sight. Their life will become a miserable, miserable tragedy. A horror story. And so if you know anyone who might have this syndrome, please call their loved ones and tell them its too late. There is no cure. Once they are in the rabbit-hole, there is no escaping. They will forever by tormented by the single-minded thought of (insert fictional male here). There is no hope in this for world for them. There is no hope. There is no hope. There is no hope. There is no hope. THERE IS NO HOPE.

For fucks sake, I think I contracted Maham Syndrome.

by a sri lankan smart chonky man May 29, 2023

Kyiv Syndrome

Kyiv Syndrome, derived from the historical city of Kyiv, portrays the tragic narrative of a Russian dictator's grandiose and self-inflated delusions, marked by overconfidence in conquering a city and its people. In this poignant tale, mental illness intertwines with hubris, leading to strategic missteps and ultimate defeat. It serves as a stark reminder of the perils of unchecked ego in politics and warfare, highlighting the crucial role of humility and a rational assessment of one's abilities. Kyiv Syndrome cautions against underestimating a nation's resilience and the unwavering determination of its people, showcasing how defeat can tarnish a leader's legacy, both on and beyond the battlefield. It's the ultimate story of good overcoming evil.

"Doc, you gotta pull the plug. The little dwarf dictator's Kyiv Syndrome has reached stage 4. He's a living corpse."

by magnusUA June 10, 2024

VitiTesticular Syndrome

(n): from Latin, Vin meaning grapes and Testis meaning balls.

Sadly he cannot wear a speedo due to congenital VitiTesticular Syndrome.

by Fezik April 14, 2009

St.Petersburg syndrome

describing someone who has mental issue that always says random words at random moments. scientists's hypothesis is that these individuals have problem of their brain's linguistic system, they often say what they thought without thinking whether is it appropriate or not.

Jerry suffers from the St.Petersburg syndrome severely.

by xiaocha0806 March 11, 2024