Gatsby Syndrome

Posting, Reposting, Liking, or any other form of sharing on social media, with the intent of someone specific seeing the "message"

1. Posting something hoping your crush will see is an example of gatsby syndrome, you got this!

2. Liking a post about how the "love of your life" hurt you is also Gatsby Syndrome, you tell them bestie 💞

by theatergeeeek October 5, 2025

Left Titty Syndrome

When a women has an ingrown left titty that lays on the ground.

Jackson: WOAH!! Her titty is on the ground dude!

Emily: Yeah, she's got left titty syndrome.

by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022

Salyers Syndrome

A disorder that affects a person's ability to think, feel, and behave clearly, episodes of mood swings ranging from depressive lows to manic highs. The exact cause of Salyers syndrome isn’t known, but a combination of genetics, environment, and altered brain structure and chemistry may play a role. It is believed to be a degenerative disease passed down through genetics caused by mass retardation. Typical people who suffer from this tend to have blond hair, are male, and have bad acne on their faces.

I swear this motherfucker Jackson has Salyers Syndrome.

by Faggatronus Rex November 18, 2020

ily Syndrome

When a girl or woman can't keep a stable relationship because she's such a moronic socialite that she tells the whole world (especially her billions of friends) every neurotic detail that is supposed to be kept private and intimate between her and her partner. (ily stands for "I love you" but is said as "ill-ee")

I heard Dave broke up with her cuz he was fed up with her ily syndrome and only talking to her friends.

by gmmg April 26, 2016

Chronic Hood Syndrome

When a nigga is so hood that it goes beyond just being hood. It becomes an actual condition.

"Look at this fool. He came to my daughter's graduation with a comb in his hair half unbraided, and a grape ice pop in his mouth."

"Why did you invite him? You know he has Chronic Hood Syndrome right?."

by rudebitch99 November 15, 2018

Guman Syndrom

Everyone from time to time says something completly stupid and unnecessary not making any sense. This is called ''Guman Syndrom''. This syndrom is named after the first victim of this disease named Guman. One of the symptoms is when the person responds to any sentence by: WHO ASKED? In the worst cases it can lead to pelvic bend and tilting of legs which can ruin your posture. Doctors found out, that there is no cure to this horrifying dissease and the person who has it, is destined to demency.

Guman syndrom is a kind of a lesser demency which can be spread by talking with the person who has this syndrom. Overally you should not spend time in an environment surrounded by people with this disease. One of the examples which can immediatly allert you is following:
Random person: ''Today I had amazing omelete for breakfast.''
Guman: ''Ok but who asked?''
Random person: ''Just saying dude''
Guman: ''Ok stfu no one asked idiot''

by InsaneHeadBang June 18, 2022

Simptrum Syndrome

Throwing a tantrum because you’re simping.

I don’t wanna do my homework! I have simptrum syndrome!

by KegTheBoi August 2, 2020