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cock swingling

When a lady of the night decides to chose several men or women ( with strap-ons) and decides to "upgrade" from one person to another until she finds the person that she would like to have sex without regard for anyone that she was previously speaking to.
I wouldnt trust Brittany, she be cock swingling!
by Tempy123 July 28, 2016
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Fuck off my cock

When someone keeps arguing with you this is how to tell them that you want them to "fuck off", or when you are immediately turned off because of what your partner said during sex
"Omg you are so cringe!"

"Fuck off my cock"
by Cringemomentfacts4 August 13, 2022
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Dog cock

Eww, you stink like dog cock.
Or
Sometimes, I like to shout things out” (Oh like what, you ask?) “DOG COCK” is the reply you yell at the top of your voice.
by The dog cocker August 26, 2019
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Cock

A big rod located on the lower body region of a male human being, that can come in all different sizes and colours. This weapon of mass destruction is perfect for sexual intercourse and is also a good sucking tool (not for babies however). Cocks mainly come in the shape of a banana but everyone is different. The bigger the cock, the better because size does matter.
Jennifer: OMG last night I rode Bobby's massive cock in the backseat of his car.

Linda: Shut up! How massive are we talking?

Jennifer: Let's just say that it reminded me of that time I got anal from my grandad's horse.

Linda: Wow that IS big! Can we have a threesome sometime?

Jennifer: Sure, there's enough cock on his body for the entire grade! And also ur ass is super thic so I can't wait to eat that cake up.

Linda: (biting her lip) Jennifer stop! Hey, I need to go to the bathroom... wanna come too?

Jennifer: Of course bitch. (Slaps Linda's thic ass)
by I_Have_Cake69420 July 18, 2021
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cock pocket

A pouch that performs the same function as pockets on the pocketless Scottish kilt An American version of a Sporran.
The Scotsman put his money in his cock pocket.
by MrWiz69 July 2, 2011
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Cock shot

The Coch shot is a form of CBT
Cock shot-The act of cutting another man’s penis off and hitting him in the face with it with a slingshot
by Sillyjizzy April 28, 2024
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Car cock

A person who is only a dick when they're driving
David why are you being a car cock??
by Bust a move hunny October 23, 2016
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