Shane Farrell Syndrome

One who eats crayons and hates ketchup, proper weirdo.
Aw lads he's on a mad weird buzz, must have Shane Farrell Syndrome
by Weirdo, Shane Farrell March 04, 2018
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Chunky Chode Syndrome

When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.

They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
by Hobly May 09, 2021
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Barney Syndrome

When someone looks like barney the dinosaur due to a genetic condition, also a person who is waddling and probably disabled.
Corr there goes that barney syndrome infected Brutus.
by Bigsexybarney October 10, 2019
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stiff noodle syndrome

when your body is stiff after practice or extraneous exercise
oh damn i got sever stiff noodle syndrome after competition yesterday

man me to
by SkyesTheLim1t March 06, 2024
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Doigle's Syndrom

A dog with Doigle's syndrom is a dog that forgot how to be a dog.
*dog walks on hind legs and roars like a dinosaur*
Friend: shit. ur dog is seriously messed up, dude. u sure he's actually a dog?
Owner: he has Doigle's Syndrom so he's a little unique...
by alpacameese2002235 May 02, 2018
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Cudi Syndrome

Being an asshole to your fans for seemingly no reason
“My fans don’t name themselves sh-t. If you call yourself a “kitten” or f-cking “kittenz” that means you need to get off your phone and get a job and help your parents with the house,”
-Doja Cat suffering from Cudi Syndrome
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Moist Log Syndrome

Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"

Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"
by The moist boi June 26, 2020
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