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The act of eating the seeds of a cantaloupe melon before ejaculating into the space left behind and sealing the melon shut, leaving it for a week in the fruit bowl, before gifting it to your girlfriend's dad for him to eat before he goes to church on a Sunday morning
I'm going to have sex tomorrow morning, my girlfriend's dad will love it!!
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bootlehole whore sex

when two women or men of the name “paigy waigy” come together to create a child! With their paigy waigy genetics, the “perfect” baby is formed, which can be compared to the ruler of all, paigy waigy.
Wow! I saw two Paigys preforming bootlehole whore sex. that really inspired me to become a better person.
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Scandinavian Butt Sex

this is where you stick it into your partner and you both try to do a backflip simultaneously without taking it out. Like keep it in fully and achieve a backflip and landing it.
Yo! Did you see Brooks try and do Scandinavian Butt Sex?! Must have some crazy core strength to achieve that
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Quest sex

The kind of sex when you can't afford a Valve Index VR headset.

Lifeless, and without full-body tracking.
Steve: Hey man do you want to have Quest sex?
Alan: No way, I'd rather have sex with a tree.
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Sex

When you put your penis in a girls pussy or mouth
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The Married Man & 13day Sex Slave

Long ago a man was by himself he had no woman,but occasional fuck girl he knew through charity work in a shop.He said he

works with young people.She kept showing

up at his even when it was clear he didn't want her to.One day he met a woman who could

hold her own she's feisty & fulla fire he likes what he sees,but she pays no attention to him checking her out.This woman turned down 3 guys 2yrs before the man was lucky he got the time of day.They later talked & hit it off after

they were never apart.Yrs later ENGAGED all happy for them.Then big day WOW we all witnessed the beautiful union unfortunately

his inability to RAM the meat became a problem very lazy due to certain things,but the man a phony appeared to be meeting the gullible young girl believing she would fix his problem worse is it was all happening at his home I was aware of this & I even got blamed for stuff which break up mine & his wife friendship. The Sex Slave was there for 12 days or more & stays said he didn't want her to as it was just a fuck,but she always stays guilt is killing me don't know what to do his wife is loyal & good woman they married in the eyes of God he'll never have another woman like her. Marriage is sacred🙏🏽What God hath joined together let no man put asunder(Mathew 19:6)Marriage is of God🙏🏽I hold the playing cards to mashup his life.Right now his WIFE has all the power.The Sex Slave is just a SLUT who has no respect for women or herself. I could tell his family make it right.
SKUTTA
by Janet21 March 5, 2023
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