Cock

A chicken, sometimes used as another word for a male reproductive organ.

I LOVED timothys cock.

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cock and ball tourture

It is a phrase often used when in a doggy style sex position that means delight and comfort.

Oh daddy give me that cock and ball tourture!

by dickfuck3000 May 9, 2022

Super Cock Surprise

The act of putting a penis in someones mouth as they wake up. Being it a surprise

Ashley got a super cock surprise from james this morning.

by Slothicus The Messiah September 7, 2014

Cock on Mahogany

Metaphorical representation of the abrupt quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your cock on your boss's mahogany desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Dick on Desk.

Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Cock on mahogany earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years.

by de la May 16, 2021

Cock

The penis. Or a male bird.

The giant horse cock is 11 pounds.

That’s a long cock.

by Thugbug69 February 21, 2022

cock

You just searched for penis. Now you are looking for cock.

person1: What are you looking for?
person2: I'm looking for a huge cock.
person1: I have one in my pants.
person2: I don't believe you, show him to me.

by linamaria_457 May 7, 2020

Cock au two

Flying "The Bird" (middle finger) with both hands at someone acting in a manner of dickishness.

My "cock au two" rose to the occasion when Vince decided to ditch out on the group during last night's pub crawl.

by DSMarauder March 27, 2011