Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

by Dandylion Huffer February 11, 2016

cock grommet

anyone who is persistently showing unwanted attention.

A female with exceptional skills in oral sex.

That cock grommet keeps stalking me at work.

Kristal reached cock grommet status wen she finished giving my crew and i blowjobs.

by diamond d from the 719 March 04, 2010

cock melon

A melon which is shaped to look similar to a penis, which women insert into themselves to achieve a pleasured state of happiness, which then is later eaten by a male subject of the womans choosing, this ritual is then refered to as a cock melon surprise.

Kim forced her cock melon into Alex's mouth, until he had eaten every bite.

by Angel Eyes 0321 November 24, 2008

Colby’s Cock

Largest object in the entire universe. Too large to be seen with the human eye.

If you thought a black hole was big wait till you see Colby’s Cock.

by Texas ranger November 19, 2019

Cock And Ball Torture Without The Cock And Balls

Life

"life is like cock and ball torture without the cock and balls - Old Western Guy."

by Cock-Master67 March 06, 2024

Cock Attach

The process through which one hooks a guy up with a girl. This is most often a path of retribution after severe and unnecessary Cock Blocking.

John: "Dude that was a total cock block. Your such an asshole."

Joe: "My bad bro, ill cock attach you later."

by Caesar1911 September 30, 2011

Top Cock

The head coach of the South Carolina Gamecocks football team. Coined by Fox News in an effort to cover for a Freudian Slip made by a reporter.

South Carolina just hired Steve Spurrier. He's the new Top Cock.

by Texas Man November 26, 2018