cock bound

to be bound by thy penis. when one is so enchanted by thy cock that they do not want to do anything that shan’t revolve around thy cock. similar to “pussy whipped”

Taylor Smith is Cock Bound.

by monkeybee23 November 20, 2021

cock cranium

A term used to call someone an idiot or retard but in a more civilized manner. also known as the end of a penis ,"bell end" or dickhead

Don't be a cock cranium to the waiter. He's acting like a real cock cranium today.

Don't be a cock cranium, help your friend.

He acted like a cock cranium during the meeting.

by GorgeousFreeman June 30, 2025

Single cock

The joyous state of having a free-roaming penis

Tom and Stuart sat back, reminiscing about their days of owning a single cock

by Seatons Nose November 16, 2017

dadliest cock

Name you give to someone's cock that you think look like your dad's

Girl 1: Wow, this is a huge cock... It reminds me of my dad
Guy: Thanks
Girl 2: Yeah, he got the dadliest cock ever

by SυιfΛrΙΘΠs--LΞ-VΞLυ November 15, 2017

oyster cock

The phallic member of said sea creature

Julia loves slurping down oysters, but hates the sight of oyster cocks

by huckleberry finn the second March 8, 2017

shit fuck titty cock

An individual who shits when he fucks, loves titties and has a cock of any size.

Wow, he’s a real shit fuck titty cock.

by KingDoucheCanoe January 29, 2018

Cock cushion

An alternate title for cockwarming, where one person's phallice is used as a cushion for another person to sink down onto

Person 1 (male): So you're gonna warm me up?
Person 2: Yep. Your dick's gonna be my own personal cock cushion!

by swagmaster35 June 20, 2021