Monster Cock

A cock so it will bush your boyfriends nut

“Woah, my boyfriend got a monster cock”
“I know, he was with me last night”

by LuraDaddy November 07, 2018

Monster Cock

Toji Zenin

“Toji zenin has a monster cock”

by Yuu Kun April 05, 2021

california chocolate cock

When you're doing anal and the receiver shits all over your cock

I was fuckin Martha last night and she gave me a "California chocolate cock"

by Tiantberry May 31, 2014

Mon-Cock

When the shaft of the penis is pulled towards the stomach to a point in which the penis head points downwards (Formally known as a "mon"). Hence "Mon-cock"

The kids got a Mon-cock.

by Pin_dick37 July 04, 2018

Cock Jell-O

When your cum comes out Jiggly and Elastic-like or as like a Gelatin substance

My cum looked like Jell-O so would it be Cock Jell-O

by Fuzzball April 23, 2021

Matey Cock

A crude way to describe someone's name you've forgotten when referring to them.

Oh what's his name again, old matey cock? ...Who?

by Mika88 May 29, 2024

spaghetti cock

Flaccid penis that hangs like melting string cheese or overdone spaghetti

Ex: Superman has the grossest spaghetti cock I've ever seen!

by SupermanTyga April 09, 2014