To pull a max

"Saying "screw it" and taking the project very unseriously, resulting in failure and humiliation. Just because you could"

“Oh my god, he pulled a max again”
“You had to pull a Max again, seriously?”

by Maxpacito January 13, 2021

Penis puller

Someone who's an asshole.

John was such a penis puller today when he pushed me down the stairs.

by Bitches420 February 15, 2021

Tractor Pull

The process of one male, wearing Heelys (roller skates or rollerblades will do in a pickle), inserting his erect penis into the butthole of another male whilst both are standing. Ideally, you want to contract around the penis head specifically -- this allows more room for the individual being pulled to perform complex tricks and stunts thus raising the audience's level of enjoyment. The 'receiver' then clinches his butt cheeks, thus locking in the inserted penis, and proceeds to run as fast as he can in a straight line with the 'inserter' in tow. The distance at which the inserted penis is "lost" is recorded, and becomes the distance to beat. The individuals who achieve the farthest distance are awarded victors and treated as such.

Man 1: We did pretty good in that tractor pull.
Man2: Thanks.
Man1: I think we can beat our time though.
Man2: Yes.

by After Dark February 21, 2021

PAG (Pulling a Glossing)

when a person walks away while a drinking song or drinking game is going on. THERE IS NO EXCUSES

Tiny Sarah why did you PAG (Pulling a Glossing)

by VAkillman April 14, 2021

Wagon Pulling A Bunch of Dirt

Hideous, ugly, looking rotten

Guys be on zoom calls looking like a wagon pulling a bunch of dirt, wipe off the webcam, turn on a light, something!

by TimCook May 15, 2021

Long pull

Smoking a ciggy in a single pull or drag

My fishing guy was chain smoking ciggys and even long pulled a whole ciggy at one point

by Long pull June 11, 2021

to pull a Hancock

To achieve vastly beyond one's abilities; seemingly without logical explanation.

Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care in the UK, who has managed to achieve high office without any discernible talent, an alleged long-term affair with someone way out of his league, and an ally in the Prime Minister despite being woefully unprepared for a pandemic that led to a tragically high mortality rate.

"There's no chance I won't be arrested after committing all of these crimes. To get out of this, I need to pull a Hancock."

"I just got promoted three times in one day despite sexually harassing a colleague. I must have pulled a Hancock."

"The Government knighted me even though I'm being investigated for fraud. Is it because I'm a Tory donor or did I just pull a Hancock?"

by BroJayDee June 26, 2021