Cocks

A cocks is ugly faced person or an irregular shaped person,

Your girlfriend is a cocks

by SpovaGang💕 August 13, 2019

Cock Poisoned

A serious psychological condition linited to hookers only, the condition is onset by the hooker taking on far too many different cocks or by being furiously rammed repeatedly which results in mindlless and passive agressive talk from the hooker

Upon arrival the hooker and without me saying a word started to bag all men and in general demonstrated passive agrresive talk, I told her she was Cock Poisoned and must immediately leave my premises

by Sixamenos October 30, 2025

Carpeted Cock

Carpeted Cock:
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.

Kyle: Bro did you hear that Doug got a Carpeted Cock?
Chad: That's wack bro.

by BugglyRoach September 11, 2020

Cock on a stick

Used like damn it or fuck! Controversial whether the cock is put on the stick like a hot dog or a corn dog, and whether it’s hard or flaccid.

Cock on a stick! I just realised I should have submitted that very important report yesterday.

by anotherswearword December 5, 2018

Cock Juggling thunder cunt

The epitome of insults, use only in emergencies!!! most creative insult ever, describing a Cock juggling (Whore) Thunder cunt (Worse that a regular cunt). the person you use it on will hate you for the rest of time, so only use it on ex-wives/ex-girlfriends or people you hate more than life.

Girlfriend: we're done bitch
You: Ya, well fuck you
(now) Ex-GF: Shut up, i'm leaving
You: I HOPE YOU DIE YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT

by PISSED FUCKER April 10, 2017

Air cock

flying cockroach

Did you see that air cock fly on me?

by fatso34 August 14, 2021

Cock conkers

Playing the traditional game of conkers but with your cocks.

Mark swung his massive Cock conker onto Paul's much smaller one! Hence cock conkers.

by Goldie 78 November 2, 2021