cock railway

The act of hoovering schneef off of a cock, presumably an erect one.
I took the cock railway off this dude I met last night.
by notebai October 16, 2021
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Ghost Cocking

A slight shiver in your dick after getting head and cumming.
Well shiver me dicks, after I got head I was startled by a ghost cocking.
by Nichelle molet September 18, 2019
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Waxer sucking cock

A state of gleaming chaos where, after a night of heat and hedonism, the one who smoothed the surface is now lit, loud, and lusting for more — slick with energy, shameless in desire, and far from done.
Bards are closed now. Time for Waxer sucking cock.
by HVAC master June 19, 2025
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cock pips

Jelly-like lumps found in semen, that kind of sting a little but in a tantalising manner.
"Have you ever came jelly after not whacking off after a few days?"
"Yeah bro, I shoot cock pips most Sundays!"
by art_n_sex June 07, 2017
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Retarded Fat Cock

Oh? And what's there to learn from a retard fat cock? Masterbate in my room until the staff of my group home for the developmentally disabled walks in and see my fat cock, starts fucking me, gets caught, amd runs away to avoid punishment? I'm getting pretty good at the "throwing a temper tantrum every day until I get what I want part" but my "crying like a bitch when I have to wait an hour to eat cereal." You could learn a bit from that fat defiler piece of shit and bring me a whore.
Hym "You're giving the retarded fat cock way too much credit because your backwards rationalizing from the outcome while entirely ignoring the environment. You have a bunch of women talking about the first whore fucking the retard. The first whore leaves. The you have the management talking to this new hire about what the house is like. What is the house she's going to be working at like? The women there fuck the retard. That's what it's like. Do you want to work there? Are you a woman? What's going to happen after you start working there? You're going to do what the women who work there do. You were brought there to fuck the retard, encouraged to fuck the retard, and shielded from consequences for fucking the retard."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
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Ganja cock

Not being able to get erect from being under the influence of marijuana.
I smoked a bowl and now I can’t have sex because I have ganja cock.
by Big herm October 14, 2019
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crepe cock

When a crepe is used as condom during sexual intercouse
Get on your crepe cock!
by heyitzstani April 07, 2017
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