sex

Lights Up music video by Harry Styles

kid: what is sex?
mom: just watch the Lights Up music video by Harry Styles

by harryhugs October 11, 2019

sex

when a guys ( DICK/penis goes up your pussy

scott invites his girlfriend to his apartment nikki gets to scotts house nikki says why did you invite me over nikki says scott takes nikki into his bedroom scott lays down and pulled nikki with him scott takes off all his clothes and he says come on touch it nikki licks all of scotts nooks and crannys of his penis after that nikki and scott go into a 69 they pull it off scott started to stick 4 fingers up her pussy nikki says harder babe harder ooooo fuck me up right yasss scotts cock is so big the whole thing could not fit into nikkis mouth they both fell asleep well that was some sex

by scorpion_games April 10, 2022

sex

It's like plugging and unplugging a USB drive, but in human form.

Woman pussy wet. Man dick hard. Man put dick into woman pussy. Man move dick back and forth. Man ejaculate. Sex.

by NiggaFarage September 25, 2023

sex

you did not just look up sex on urban dictionary.

sex, probably something you’ll never have because YOU LOOKED IT UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY????!!!! WHO DOES THAT!?!?!

by bahabeebo January 6, 2022

acid sex

when you have anal sex with someone who doesn't wash their ass and your penis disintegrates from the generated acid in the anus over time

"yooo bro, do you want to have acid sex?"
"I am acid sex"
"acid me"
"I am aciding, I am aciding"

by amipikoooyesiam April 7, 2024

Ella’s sex story

An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.

God ella’s sex story makes me giddy.

by Pseud the dude January 22, 2025

SEX

some stupid shit with genitals and naked shit that makes babys
i dont fucking want to do this ever
naked fucking absolute garbage
i will not make the population thrive i will never give my parents grandkids
i am no longer living right now you will see my grave right next to your bed

1:i just had some good sexy sex

2:fucking die yourself

by immarriedtofnaf August 12, 2022