Tonka Cock

A person whose sexual performance is so unimaginative and dull that it makes "vanilla" seem adventurous in comparison. Derived from Tonka bean, a substitute for vanilla, the term implies an even more watered-down, flavorless version of an already mild experience. A Tonka Cock takes no risks, avoids any deviation from the absolute basics, and turns even the most passionate encounters into a sleep-inducing routine.

"Man, last night with Roy really wasn’t as exciting as I thought."
"Yeah, I told you, he’s a total Tonka Cock."

by jellyplane March 3, 2025

cock

A male sex organ, can be used in a derogatory sense or as banter

“Finlay, you absolute cock, always strutting around like you own the place—love you really, but you’re still a muppet!”

by Bisexual since 2011 March 3, 2025

Big Kareem Cock Syndrome

A person who tells people he has big dick when in reality he has a tiny dick

"I have Big Kareem Cock Syndrome"

by JacksterPadster March 9, 2025

Cock taco

When a man feeds his penis wrapped in a tortilla to his partner

That Pat loves cock tacos

by Yoyosackalies March 14, 2025

Year of the Horse Cock

2014 The year of the horse cock! Jarmer says he’s doing it on his own

What year is it? Why it’s 2014… the year of the horse cock Todd J says I’m doing it on my own.

by Rawdog77 March 14, 2025

Fibonacci's Cock

The art of overestimating one’s limits through escalating, self-inflicted genital strain to curve the penis like a Fibonacci spiral.

"Hey bro, you down for some Fibonacci's Cock training?"

by militarist1 March 17, 2025

Whose the Cock

A person who does literally anything of wrong doing.

My husband forgot to empty the dishwasher. Whose the cock!

by The Cockatron March 21, 2025