You're so sweet

What a girl tells you when you do something nice for her. You think that she's into you so you ask her "the question." Only for her to tell you that you're like a brother to her. So you kys.

Girl: Thank you! You're so sweet.
Bro: Don't fall for it, you're not shit to her.

by HugeBigLargeBig December 12, 2023

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

you're a ham

When a person i acting weird.

"You're a ham"

by john caliber August 1, 2022

If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

You're screen sharing to the TV.

Timmy, SHUT THAT PORN OFF!

Dude, You're screen sharing to the TV.

by Deez nut_ella jars are nice. December 5, 2021

You're stupid

The phrase you say to someone who is stupid.

Guy 1: Women aren't real!
Guy 2: You're stupid.

by MrBoyGuyMan February 12, 2023

The thing you're doing

Shilling for billionaires so a retard can pretend to be what I am.

Hym "And the thing YOU'RE doing is what, exactly? Now... Take your first response. Look at the response. You just made up a work of fiction. You know and I know that the thought that just popped in your head just now isn't reality. And that is where you want the people around you to live. In un-reality. That is the problem with you. You're shit."

by Hym Iam June 24, 2024