Epic Win

An epic win is when someone disembowels themselves, holds their organs towards the sky, wraps them around their neck, and hangs them selves with their small intestine all in under 9 seconds.

“Omg, epic win!” (does epic Fortnite emote then commits epic win)

by Entomologist prime March 7, 2020

Heavenism always win

The Heavenism always win fallacy is a logical fallacy by no matter what tier you are I will win even if you debunk every lasts thing I will win

“Go ahead and write results

You’ve committed a fallacy
What fallacy

The Heavenism always wins fallacy”

by Shah sanche March 3, 2024

Bi-winning

What people with tigers blood do all the time.

Reporter: there are rumors that you are bipolar...is this true?

Charlie sheen: bipolar? Bi-WINNING. I win here I win there. Got tigers blood, man

by Savvy6o7 April 5, 2011

For The Win+Win+Win

Rare situation where a seemingly no-win scenario is reframed, redefined and represented, usually through the adjustment of multiple rules sets, until a greater than believed solution appears whereby all parties experience a more than satisfactory outcome provided they can recognize it.

Person 1: I love two people lol my friend who’s always there for me and supports my dreams and the friend I’ve been with, lived with and paid the rent for. What do I do?
Person 2: Whoa - Two options the best and the scrub. Gnarly.
Person 1: yeah either way I’m toast.
Person 2:No way! Right now you’re toast. you carry the scrub. Scrub for the Win, and you Lose-Lose. No bueno. Trust me. Marry the best person you ever met and fuck the scrub For The Win+Win+Win. You know we wouldn’t be here if he didn’t want it, and he wouldn’t do it if it wasn’t right.

by Samael Lucifer Morningstar June 4, 2024

One win and don’t know how to act

When someone finally get a win and they act like they been doing it

One win and don’t know how to act

by Mk.Immaculate January 17, 2021

Win from losing

The sentience of “I can’t win from losing” is a statement of when things go repeatedly wrong in an individuals life (losing), and even when things continuously goes wrong they can never catch a break.

Friend #1: Wow, So you lost your job and your wife?
Friend #2: Yea, I was fired and Susan left me…
Friend #3: Dang you can’t win from losing.

by Zebracakesaresatire May 13, 2023

I have two wins and you have zero

Something you say to your annoying friend

"Shut up lil bro!"
"I have two wins and you have zero I don't wanna hear you talking

by Cultured ass February 28, 2025