Willy

Goofy, drunkard. Small in stature, most likely of Native orgin. Masonary, animal hoarder. Very unhealthy life stlye, cheap booze. Into scrapping - boxing. Slow minded, with some short of distinguished marking or physical aliment about them.

Oh Willy, why are you just so that way Willy?

by olakeside January 1, 2012

Willy Willy

The combination of a wet willy and one's own willy. Where a male puts his penis in someone's ear for pure comedic effect.

Guy 1: Dude I just gave a girl a willy willy.
Guy 2: Once you go black, you go deaf.

by fallinouttadabox May 25, 2009

free willy

the beat off or beat it see to flog the dolphin

The BMODL freed willy in the prostitutes eye.

by little jimmy March 25, 2003

muff butt willy

The bearer of a muff butt, which is an unsightly patch of pubic style hair growing from and above the crack of one's ass.

Holy shit! I never noticed this before, but Jason is a muff butt willy!

by Anus Beeker August 13, 2007

willybollocks

ment as an insult.

William Bullock

by Graham June 4, 2003

The Dirty Wet Willy

During unprotected anal sex, right before the man is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and puts his wang into the woman's ear.

".......what?"

by Velvet September 27, 2003

willy wonka

Euphemism for a penis. Commonly said when expressing ambition to have sex with someone.

I'd like to stick my willy wonka in her chocolate factory.

by Aaron CK December 27, 2005