Weiner queef

When yo dick fard

Oh shit my weiner queef

by nova.Skittles October 18, 2018

weiqiang

has a huge ass that everyone looks at
has long hair and decides to keep it after quarantine transformation
has very sweaty hands

GOD DAM LOOK AT WEIQIANGS ASS

by bigboye69 April 8, 2021

Trouser Weiner

To poke the bottom of one's shirt (preferably a button up) through the zip in the your trousers. This created a weiner type effect, but with the material of your shirt as opposed to an actual penis. To obtain an erection like effect do the zip up all the way to the top, trapping the shirt. This will make it stand up.

Callum made the funniest trouser weiner on the bus today! It was 6 inches high!

by JoshuaFoShizzle November 28, 2006

how weird

How Weird street Fair is the most weird annual festival in the downtown of San Francisco. People dress weirdly, act weirdly, dance weirdly.

How Weird can be considered as pre-Burning Man fest.

It's so weird, even for the How Weird!

by ksenish May 11, 2009

Shafty Weiner

When a weiner's shaft is at least 8 inches in length to where the head of the penis is almost inexistent. The shafts width must be at least 2 inches wide as well.

She really wanted to fuck so i whipphed out my shafty weiner and said, " Sit on this shit BITCH"

by Shafty Mcshamus November 22, 2009

MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE

What you say when a weird cat is outside

*sees a weird cat outside* “MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE”

by Cloudnine223 April 23, 2019

The Richard Weiss Scoring System

The "Richard Weiss Scoring System" involves three categories that describe how brazen a man delivers retributive justice on his spouse, girlfriend, or baby mama when she pushes him too far. A maximum of ten points can be achieved in each category. The categories are Style/Audacity, Method of Execution, and Psychological impact.

Man 1: "Yo! did you see the news last night? Some dude killed his wife with a ball pein hammer, cut her body into pieces, and the set them on fire, before getting into a shootout with the cops!"

Man 2:"Damn! He must've been pissed! That's a perfect score on the Richard Weiss Scoring system!"

by Silky Ink Studios June 10, 2019