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One Week Anniversary

What 13-year-olds perceive as the best day of their lives and they think it's the next step to marriage. They're ready to maul their one-week-long boyfriend's boner.
Shanghai: OMG I can't believe it's been one week with bae!!! I love you so much <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Tokyo: OMG want to cum ovur and celebrate with some friends? :):):):):):):) Happy one week anniversary!
Logical Person: Fuck you both, you're both fucking stupid. You're 0-years-old and think you're the coolest person. Stop looking for attention you asshole.
by MoonShark July 21, 2016
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Scaramouche Hate Week

Scaramouche Hate Week happens on April 20th-April 27th . We will hate on Scaramouche for one week and if you fail to hate on him you will be punished
"Hey do you know if its Scaramocuhe Hate week?"
"Yes it is Scaramouche Hate week."

"Oh okay. I will hate on Scaramouche this week".
by Huta.o February 12, 2022
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Bout a week ago

The name of a song by a rap artist who was probably arrested 'bout a week ago'. Usually used by teens at shitty times to be funny.
by Urban Noledge November 6, 2014
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Week-a-versary

Similar to the "aniversary" but for those over-obsessed people out there.
February 8th is Tracie and Mason's week-a-versary.
by KateThomas January 11, 2009
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Shark Week

A lady's monthly time
Josh: "Why aren't you home with your girl tonight?"
Mikey: "Dude, it's shark week! There's blood in the water. I'll see her in 5-7 days"
by Wordpervect December 12, 2014
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Shark week

Where every women in the house falls on their menstral cycle at the same time causing a frenzy of chaos for the man.
Mother: I think I'm getting my period
Dad: oh crap it's shark week
Daughters: we're on our period
Dad: it's Fucking shark week !!!!!!!
by Flickybicky July 17, 2018
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State of the Week Address

A comment written in one’s status box (e.g. MySpace, Facebook or other similar social networking web site), email, or other publicly visible area regarding one's feelings regarding a particular Day of the Week. Generally, the State of the Week Address is employed to express one’s satisfaction or dissatisfaction with a particular stage of the workweek.

See also: Internet Sigh, Internet Weather Report
Examples of State of the Week Addresses include, but are not limited to:

• “Blah, I hate Mondays!”

• “Is it Friday yet?”

• “Happy Hump Day!”

• “TGIF!”

• “Looking forward to the weekend

• “One more day to go!”
by Hellion Lola October 1, 2009
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