Wank Slap

Where you slap yourself during masterbation either by accident or on purpose.

I gave myself a right badass wank slap yesterday.

by Piss Cheeser August 24, 2009

Weird wank

The art of masturbation outside normal characteristics most would see as normal

Did you know danial like to weird wank. He does it over the sink but also uses tissue

by Havince September 7, 2020

Sneaky Wank

A technique used by Corrode to polish one off in a room of men.

Fucking Corrode just had a sneaky wank in the bedroom!

by Guarana June 28, 2014

Urban Wank

1. To wank in a public place, with or without others knowledge. The true master of the urban wank can do it in a place so obvious that no one takes any notice.

2. Much like public sex. But without the partner.

"Oh my God, is he doing what i think he is!"

"Urban Wanking? No surely not in such in obvious place" *Glass elevator*

Wank urban public masturbation sex

by BeowulfBow July 30, 2012

piddle wank

The art of masturbating. Only occurs when you havn't got enough energy and the spuff volcano trickles over your stomach.

"Dude, I'm so knackered I just had a piddle wank!"

"Bad luck dude...here's a tissue"

by Tris n Tim June 20, 2008

Lip wank

A better, more inviting way to describe a blow job.

Girl: babe, get it out and I'll give you a lip wank
Guy: Oh yeesssssss

by Cheekytot June 14, 2016

Tongue Wank

A tongue wank is when you get the tightest of pussies and you tongue them and you actually stick your tongue up the pussy and it feels like a wank but on your tongue.

Most commonly used in the town of Papamoa in the North island of New Zealand and Westport in the South island of New Zealand

"That guy next door he gave me a tongue wank it felt so good" or

"Wow Regan is such a Chinese tongue wank"

by n8frompap January 3, 2018