turtle herder

Someone that is in charge of rounding up, containing, or otherwise directing slow moving people, especially children.

Getting anywhere on time with little kids makes me feel like a turtle herder

by herdingturtles June 8, 2015

desert turtle

A turtle that lives in the desert

Look at that desert turtle!

by Smartypants79 August 15, 2015

Liquid Turtle

A shit that's doing its best to poke out, but you know it's going to be pure liquid slurry.

"I had bad fish for lunch" -- Guy 1
"Got the shits eh?" -- Guy 2
"Yeah. There was someone in the stall so I had to wait. I ended up fighting a liquid turtle." --Guy 2

by Amaram September 6, 2016

Land turtle

When you make fun of your friend but don't wanna get personal

Shut your land turtle ass up

by Your friend E October 15, 2016

Stinky turtle

When one has anal sex with their partner while the partner is on their back and are "Turtle heading", Creating an awful smell

Man 1: "Yea, she said she needed a shit, but i wanted to try anal anyway. We ended up doing a stinky turtle"
Man 2: "Jesus Christ man, was it messy?"
Man 1: "Not to bad actually"

by General Stinky December 15, 2016

turtle panda

an amazing creature with a turtle shell and panda body how mystical

wow! look at that turtle panda sleep!!

by lilshyali January 7, 2016

turtle teasers

When you need to poo and its sticking out slightly but then goes back in. Like a turtle popping its head in and out. turtle teaser

I need the bathroom again but the turtle teasers is a pain in the ass!

by ardisT October 28, 2018