Turtle Moo

an insult used by abby’s to describe a real shithead

Wtf you're neighbor is a ..... Turtle moo

by a-parent-ly August 11, 2018

Turtle Wedding

When two consenting adults share in the loving act of pressing their assholes together, while simultaneously shitting. Usually a competitive endeavor, with the winner being the one to be covered in the least amount of the others shit.

Travis is the ultimate turtle wedding champion. I don’t know if he can be beat.

by Turtle Wedding June 15, 2022

Sneezy the Turtle

Epic cool kid very fun . fun jokes .

Natural habitat: royale high trading server

Sneezy the turtle is epik epik wow so cool

by Rat hargreeves April 22, 2021

bottom turtle

In contrast to "turtles all the way down", an expression of the problem of infinite regress, the "bottom turtle" is the foundation upon which everything else is built.

An example from computer security:
You have some software with a secret that you need to protect, so you encrypt it. Now you have a key, which is really another kind of secret that you need to protect, so you encrypt it, and so it becomes turtles all the way down. To break this loop, we need to establish a bottom turtle. There must be a secure root of trust either in hardware or a trusted external system upon which the security of the system is built.

To break the loop of infinite regress we need to establish the bottom turtle.

by turtle_zero September 25, 2020

turtle in the water

1. A milf, a code word to say to your bros when in public.

Bro, "Holy shit, turtle in the water 3 o'clock."
Public, "where the fuck is the turtle?"
Bros,"they don't even get it! That was a fucking milf!"

by Young Musky November 17, 2013

Frog turtles

When something is to hawt to handle and u boutta busy just from the greatness

This song is hawt as frog turtles ol son

by FriedNibbaChicken January 13, 2019

Ninja Turtled

Having sex while wearing your partner like a backpack, thereby resembling the shell of a turtle. Often performed with people who have ninja turtle names, and are little bitches who can be carried around like a baby.

Raph got so Ninja Turtled last night when I used a strap on to fuck him in the ass while he wore me like a back pack.

by Masterb8er3000 January 7, 2022