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turtle perv

A pervert that loves turtles. Especially infant turtles the bloody pedo
"OMG HE'S SUCH A TURTLE PERV!"
"I KNOW DID YOU SEE HOW HE WAS LOOKING AT SQUIRT DURING NEMO??"
by Duck perv February 14, 2021
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turtle eggs

when 10 guys each put their nutsacks in one man's butthole and ejaculate at the same time
hesus: dammn those turtle eggs last night are what keep me from committing suicide.
by the titty ytickler February 22, 2021
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Turtle Farm

To crap in a sink and fill it with water
Someone started a Turtle Farm in the sink at McDonalds
by JoeyAboney March 24, 2021
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turtle smp

Have you been invited to the turtle smp?
by Turtle smp proud member June 21, 2021
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turtle peepee

person 1: “turtle peepee?”
person 2: “geheheggerrrrgrggr YES!”
by thelegsonthebusgostepstepstep September 2, 2021
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Turtle Kaylin

A funny gaming youtuber who should be more popular
Have you seen Turtle Kaylin ‘s new tiktok?!
by hellohellokaylin September 14, 2021
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turtle market

When there's no excitement in the news and retail investors aren't buying the dips when they should be. When bitcoin is in a slow moving trend while in the middle of a bull or bear market.
Everyone is just so bored with the news right now, Bitcoin is in a turtle market..
by DJ Jazzy Jim September 21, 2021
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