Tenderoni

A young tender woman that has never been done

R. Kelly got caught up with a tenderoni

by B-Town Tweaka April 14, 2009

Thunder Thighs

When a girl has enormous thighs that make you waddle when you walk.They rub up against each other and make a slapping noise when walking

Damn that girl Krystin got some thunder thighs on her.

by Melissa Sanderzzz June 28, 2007

tender yankee

Pretty much any sexual encounter. Synonymous with gettin some ass. Intercourse is known as "the tenderest of the yankee"

Bill, did you get any tender yankee last night?

Yes I did.

by Joey Haircut December 29, 2006

tender chute

The irritation,inflammation and sore torn up feeling of the anal spinchter caused by prolonged loose stools caused by ingesting too many hots.

Ive got a sever case of tender chute, My ass feels like its torn.

by mikefromnh January 17, 2008

thunder crumbles

a really dank type of weed

I got dem thunder crumbles you been wanting dad!!

by Ben Stocks February 11, 2008

Tender Crisped

To be high. Typically REALLY high. But just high in general.

Dooooooood im sooo tender crisped

by Tol Fin February 25, 2008

thunder war

when two people have an argument over something and they get pissed and fight . First their actions appear and then their voice

ON MSN !
Alicia : (A)

Brad : Now you think you're such an angel ?
Alicia : WTF ? You think am not ?
Brad : Hey come on now dont start a thunder war ... am just jocking with you

by Pendano August 21, 2009