The biologically immortal jellyfish. Perhaps the closest example of immortality man will see. This jellyfish can revert to its polyp stage after becoming sexually mature. It originated in the Caribbean, but has spread all over the world.
Person 1: What's ur favorite animal, man?
Person 2: The TURRITOPSIS NUTRICULA!!!!
*waves arms like a jellyfish and smacks friend in the face to simulate stinging*
Person 2: The TURRITOPSIS NUTRICULA!!!!
*waves arms like a jellyfish and smacks friend in the face to simulate stinging*
by Sir Peter of the Wiggin Family October 10, 2011
Get the turritopsis nutricula mug.When you use Smuckers grape jelly as a lubricant for jerking off. Or any other flavor would work too, I suppose. From some random episode of Reno 911.
Wait, I thought that's what the jelly in the glove compartment was for. If it's not for jelly tugs, why is it in there?
by skeptical jesus August 9, 2008
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by bannikave December 10, 2004
Get the tuguy mug.Tumelo is a girl that lights up the world and doesn't realise her worth. She gives people faith for the future though she may be seen as quiet. Tumelo is proud yet humble and is a blessing to whomever she meets. She proves to be fun and all her friends think she's pretty and bonkers.
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Get the Tumelo mug.This phrase is used to either be emo or to mock an emo kid. It describes the classic emo musician and poignantly mocks the ever-so-sad emo song.
A: I ran out of black eyeliner this morning, and my new hair isn't as black as I wanted it.
B: This is such a cruel world...
Bystander: Aw, I'm gonna tune my guitar to sad.
B: This is such a cruel world...
Bystander: Aw, I'm gonna tune my guitar to sad.
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