chode comb

A device use to comb one's chode. Used commonly by stylin' sombitches.

That is one wangtastic chode comb!

by Seifer January 30, 2003

chode chuggler

one who chugs on chodes; a douchebag, cock sucker, queer, faggot

Man, Dave's the biggest douchebag I know! He's such a chode chuggler.

by Jance McBrittle August 10, 2008

Master Chode

Urban legend of a male with short and stocky penis, tends to be found in mostly short african-american males that are hipsters or call themselves pretty-boys hoping people will not find out the truth of their small penis.

Beware whenever you confront a individual like this about their small penis they tend to have their chodes explode in a raging fashion. To avoid this predicament address them by the name Master/Lord Chode

Guy 1-"Hey I think that Griffith kid has a small penis!"

Guy 2" Didnt you know? He is the Master Chode! "

by TheChodeExposer April 30, 2011

chode-goblin

An insult refering to someone who is short and ugly and perhaps smelly and/or annoying.

Ugh Mikey is such a chode-goblin.

Stop stalking me, you chode-goblin.

by MorgueAnn February 16, 2007

chode muncher

someone who munches on chodes

u dirty little chode muncher

by jason April 12, 2004

chode thumbs

When someone has abnormal thumbs (like me!!).
They are fat at the top and then get skinnier as they progress.

OMG she has chode thumbs!

by Brissny November 21, 2008

Grundle Chode

A Grundle Chode is when a guy is extremely ugly.

Jersey shore's version is "A MALE Grenade"

Girl 1: I wanted to get it in, but all they had at the club were grundle chode's.

Girl 2: Oh, well you can't always find a gorilla Juice head.

by JOYZGRL October 31, 2010