camel humps

when a woman has the worst cramps in the world and she can hardly move! making her double over in pain. making her back curved like a camel hump.

My girlfriend must have the Camel Humps, the only thing she could do was grunt

by Sarahswann11 July 18, 2011

waxing a camel

This refers to a lady who is shaving her intimate parts.
The use of the word camel is taken from the popular phrasecamel toe.
Whilst watching an ac/dc concert,I found it very difficult to understand some of Brian Johnson's lyrics.
One of the lines sounded like "She was waxing a Camel".
These are not the actual words, But ac/dc may use them if they wish.

Hi Britney, Have you been waxing a camel?
I say Jeeves, Is that lady Waxing a camel?
I can't come out tonight, I am waxing my camel.
I prefer a lady with a waxed camel, not a 70's bush.
Looking through a window,I observed two ladies waxing each others camels, I was thoroughly disgusted!
Look at that camel, I bet it is waxed.
My favourite hobby is camel waxing.

by Scott Bon January 11, 2009

Shaved Camel

1) A camel with no hair.
2) A white girl with a shaved pussy often containing shave burns or bruises.

Eg: 1) " can I have a ride on dem shaved camels"
2) " Danny's new girl got the shaved camel yo"

by T bagking September 20, 2016

Ride the camel

The sexual act of straddling or humping a penis that has noticeable, possibly painful, curve or bend to it

My man has a curve so I had to learn to ride the camel.

by FattNoodleCat May 19, 2023

Camel Jam

When you have a hairy coochie and it has lint in the hair.

Her coochie was covered in camel jam.

by b.taylor July 31, 2020

Camel’s tail

The impression of male genitalia seen from behind when tucked to the rear. Opposite of camel toe, and protruding to rear, like a camel’s tail.

She is beautiful, and has a camel’s tail; I don’t have to call Peg tonight.

by PDub Designs August 29, 2023

Camel jabber

1. Someone who takes pleasure in placing their penis in the orifices of a camel.

2. Someone who may be called a "horse fucker" but in the absence of a horse (in the desert) a camel jabber is the more appropriate and relevant term.
3. Someone so fucking ugly that the only chance they ever have of getting laid would be to fuck a camel.

Hey, Brent you fugly Camel jabber!

Fuck me! that cunt is such a fucking Camel jabber.

We were all good until that Camel Jabber got us fucking lost.

by j3tsp33d March 4, 2011