scaling fish

a Bahamian term for masturbation. A term that can be taking literally or another way of jacking off depending on the person who is saying it. made famous by CI.
yo dawg i watched tyra banks last nite n she had me scaling fish all nite
by sir grapes smuggler May 24, 2007
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fish and greasys

An alternate name for Fish and Chip shop. Commonly used among older bogans with predilections for Chiko rolls.
"Oim gonna get a coupla dimmys at the fish and greasys mate"
by Crushtor February 04, 2009
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Twiddley fish

A triddley fish is a small fish, obviously, that follows the scent of arses and swims up them and spikes itself in 'there' (points), much like the dreaded spindly fish of the amazon that swims up your pee pee! this has led to it being called a 'gayer' fish which it isn't. beware of the twiddle twiddle noise it makes while attempting to spike you!
A) ive had to go to the doctor to get the twiddley fish removed from my 'bum bum'. it very painful....why does it only like arses anyway?

B) if your not careful ill put a twiddley in your bath! whats a twiddley? exactley
by LORDSHIP April 20, 2009
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Hamburger fishing

When u fishing for that nice juicy burger in the deep sea and waiting for the fish to take your bait.
I went hamburger fishing and got the biggest fish in the sea.
by yourbestie August 21, 2018
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fileting the fish

a code term girls use at pool parties to say, "Your tampon string is hanging out of your bathing suit."
Lauren: Alexa, you are fileting the fish.
Alexa: OMG! Am I really? =
Lauren: Yeaaa. go to the bathroom.
by Alexaa=] June 18, 2007
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fish press

to press ones bare vagina against something. i.e. faces, objects

synonyms: taco press, tea vag
diane passed out and all the girls fish pressed her.
by jonny shingas September 09, 2010
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Scissor Fishing

Two parapalegic lesbians attempting the sexual art form of scissoring. Considering the feeling in their legs are completely gone, both pairs of flailing legs will appear to mimic a fish flopping it's way back to the nearest water source.
After meeting her briefly at the Special Olympics, we felt comfortable enough to head back to my apartment for some scissor fishing.
by Blame The Clown February 22, 2018
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