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pooping table

A glass table under which a person would lay whilst a paid escort would defecate on the top. The client gains sexual arousal and stimulation from witnessing the escort defecate
The brothels of Bangkok include pooping tables for the more wealthy clients to avoid contact with the excrement whilst maintaining stimulation from said excrement.
by Corporal Flange September 19, 2013
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Table

*crash* Oh no

Our table
It’s broken
by TheMilkUrDadLookedForSince January 20, 2022
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setting the table

When a man gingerly places his balls, on someones forhead.
My boyfriend loves setting the table as a I cook dinner.
by Big Sexy Bitch March 20, 2023
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pool table betty

some bitch that walks into a bar, grabs the wrisp of the nearest guy and leads him a pool table, strips completely naked and rides his cock then fucks another 10 to 15 guys with with the entire place watching
pool table Betty walked in the the bar and lead some random dude back to a table and fucked the shit out him and then took it in the ass from 10 more guys.
by alema March 23, 2008
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bill the table

the act of calling for one receipt for the whole table and picking it up, rather than splitting meals, appetizers, and costs between the group
Waitress: So is this all together or separate checks?
Tony: I'll get this one.
Mark: You sure man?
Tony: Yeah, I got it. Just bill the table.
by DontAskAgain October 27, 2021
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Table leg move

To perform stick your leg into your partners ass and wiggle leg
I gave my girlfriend the table leg move and we had to rush to the er at 1 in the morning
by Krig6user December 31, 2021
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snooker table

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023
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