kyle shittenhoused

1. A play on the name Kyle Rittenhouse and the term Shithoused.

2. Getting so drunk you do some crazy shit like mobbing across state lines with an AR-15, completely horned up offensively just wanting to cause havoc.

Man I got so Kyle Shittenhoused last night that after the bar I fell asleep in the drive thru at jack in the box and the guy working the window had to wake me up…… didn’t get a DUI though.

by Mike Ballzitch December 29, 2022

Kyle Mitchell

Kyle Mitchell is handsome he's strong and he's rich he can also PUT CHO HEAD ON! he's a ladies man lots of girls like him he's the most coolest person in the world he's actually pretty chill.If I ever meet this dude ima go crazy! No homo

*Random girl* OMG! IS THAT REALLY Kyle Mitchell?!

by Rich is called the kid February 28, 2020

Kyle Parker

He is a Montreal Canadiens fan (God help him) who likes to steal yo girl

That guys such a Kyle Parker

by KENNY THE THICCC BOI January 6, 2018

kyle larson

Pretty good, fair driver who is very humble. Loves the outside wall, it was his first girlfriend. First MENCS win in 2016.

Kyle Larson is awesome.

by Raptor93 February 14, 2017

Kyle

A person who has a microscopic dick

Kyle likes fucking bitches

by I am Hoiden May 10, 2018

Kyle Roll

The most amaziest guy you will ever meet. Any girl would be lucky to have him. He tends to hold grudges but either way you'll find yourself thinking about him every second of the day. Hes easy to fall in love with and when you fall, you fall hard. He's the most sweetest guy you will ever meet and he knows how to be a gentlemen He's the most perfect, lovable guy you will ever meet <3

I love Kyle Roll forever and always babe

by Katiedid95 October 11, 2010

wet kyle

Noun: The act of licking your finger, then sticking it up someone's nose.

Verb: To lick your finger then stick it up someone's nose

I'm about to give him a wet kyle

ewww she wet kyled me in my sleep last night....

by broskizzle September 7, 2010