one button user

Someone who knows so little about computers that more than one button will confuse them.

"The users computer had eight buttons. After I guided this person through pushing all buttons over the phone to no effect. It turned out that the computer wasn't plugged in. Clearly she's a One Button User."

by MadMatter007 July 16, 2014

National sniff your belly button day

January 16th is National Sniff Your belly button day

Today is Jan 16th which is " National Sniff your Belly Button Day" so I sniffed mine and smelled like ketchup and radishes

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj December 30, 2024

Dick Buttons

Similar to a Pearl Necklace except the semen drips down the front of the shirt

Sally: Johnny was trying to give me a Pearl Necklace but missed and gave me Dick Buttons instead….

by Albee100 February 1, 2025

rotten button

When you stick a penis is a belly button.

Don't rotten button me babe.

by danosaurgrr August 6, 2014

Jelly Button

The hole through which jelly is injected into a jelly-filled doughnut.

A man with a beard has the best chance of cleanly eating a jelly-filled doughnut if he starts at the jelly button.

by Bald-Matt March 13, 2020

Hot Button Shield

A controversial or activist topic used to deflect criticism, typically in a creative work.

The movie wasn't celebrating the culture, it was more using it. The "diversity" is that movie is such a hot button shield for their terrible writing.

by Sparks808 December 12, 2023

Reset Button

The prostate gland on a man or woman

This gave me head girl and hit my reset button . I came do hard

by Amschel March 5, 2025