A type of cancer that one develops after coming into contact with or consuming any sort of media at all related to felon and American musician Marilyn Manson. It usually makes the victim retarded.
"Yo dude what happened to your hair?"
Billy Corgan: "I developed Brian cancer after performing with Marilyn Manson in 1997 and all my brain cells fell out along with my hair."
Billy Corgan: "I developed Brian cancer after performing with Marilyn Manson in 1997 and all my brain cells fell out along with my hair."
by TheCorgsterWilliam October 29, 2021
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the man who builds private schools in shitty areas and calls it a service to the public
the current president of GCU
the man who builds private schools in shitty areas and calls it a service to the public
the current president of GCU
*playing quiplash on jackbox: question- what is a sexy name to call someone*
Guy #1: Brian Mueller
Guy #2: isn’t he the president of Grand Canyon University
Guy #1: yeah man
Guy #3 *visually starstruck*: Brian Mueller once waved hello to me in passing! he’s such a bro
Guy #1: Brian Mueller
Guy #2: isn’t he the president of Grand Canyon University
Guy #1: yeah man
Guy #3 *visually starstruck*: Brian Mueller once waved hello to me in passing! he’s such a bro
by insecureitalian October 30, 2021
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Get the brian laundrie'd mug.ill keep it 💯 with you nigga, brian the type of nigga to crash a golf cart 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
and like suckin on my balls in his mouf and dont like cheese on tacos 🤬🤬
this nigg awildin 👎🏿🍆💦
and like suckin on my balls in his mouf and dont like cheese on tacos 🤬🤬
this nigg awildin 👎🏿🍆💦
Tom: what was that insane amount of vibarations?
John: oh that was brian that nigga crashed a golf cart ye heard
Tom: that nigga is straight boolin 🤵🏿 ♀️
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John: oh that was brian that nigga crashed a golf cart ye heard
Tom: that nigga is straight boolin 🤵🏿 ♀️
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Get the Brian mug.cool kid, hella good at anything water related so basically a water god 🦑, is the most undry person ever, gets u all the best memes, will make u feel like the best person ever, smart af, and will be the nicest person you will everrr meet :)
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bro brian is literally so cool
yea omg i heard he’s gonna get into stanford with a full scholarship cuz of his swimming skills
bro brian is literally so cool
yea omg i heard he’s gonna get into stanford with a full scholarship cuz of his swimming skills
by anonymous July 15, 2021
Get the brian mug.the most amazing and fun person you will ever meet, he's the guy who looks quiet and shy but once you start talking he'll never let you get bored. he's good with anything in the water so he's basically a squid. his sense if humor will make u laugh more than ever and you'll find yourself slowly becoming the bestest of friends with him. overall he's a good dude with an amazing personality. cant forget he's got a better bod than all ur other friends :)
example :
omg brian is so cool
yeaa he got into stanford with a scholarship because of his swimming skills.
omg brian is so cool
yeaa he got into stanford with a scholarship because of his swimming skills.
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